don’t let tumblr make you believe that

- krusty krab is unfair

- mr krabs is in there

- standing at the concession

- plotting his oppression 

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I keep thinking oh man, I’m so immature. How am I allowed to be an adult.

Then I spend time with teenagers.

And it’s like, wow, okay, yeah. I am an adult. I am so adult. Look at me adulting all over the place.

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How to tell how much of a Marvel fan the people in the movie theater are:





Stage 1: Those who leave as soon as the movie ends

Stage 2: Those who know to stay until the credits for the extra scene

Stage 3: Those who stay until the end of the credits for the second extra scene

I’m a stage three. 

We all are

Stage 4: those who will stay until the ushers kick them out because they don’t trust marvel

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“why” “because i said so” good one mom you should be a lawyer

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if you ever call me annoying, even if it’s just jokingly, the chances of me ever speaking to you again are slim to none because I’ll be so afraid that every little word or sound that comes out of my mouth will aggravate you and make you cringe and hate my existence

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Have a look at Stefanie Rocknak's sculpture honoring Edgar Allan Poe: she beat out 265 other artists from 42 states and 13 countries in a competition. The life-sized bronze statue is set to be unveiled October 4 at the corner of Boylston Street and Charles Street South, two blocks north of where Poe was born back in 1809…

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In ancient times, the land

lay covered in forests,              

where, from ages long past,

dwelt the spirits of the gods.

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Taco cat spelt backwards is taco cat

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